Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Nov 4 2009 - HUNG in the NBA

Hey dudes! Dunno if you've heard, but apparently William Hung is attempting a comeback! Remember that dorky Asian from American Idol who "tried" to sing "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin? Well, sources say that he's trying to revive his short-lived career. So yes, he is alive. And no, those rumors that he died of drug overdose are totally untrue. 

So yeah, was reading up on my three fave teams' game recaps and found out they've been using him as inspiration to maintain their positions in their respective games.

hung in (v.) - to channel your inner William Hung in order to maintain position 



First was the Phoenix - Orlando game:

"The dreams of an undefeated season are now done," said Phoenix coach Alvin Gentry. "We hung in, but we had no answer, size-wise, for Dwight Howard. "He creates problems and we have to double-team him, which frees up the shooters."

http://www.nba.com/games/20091104/PHXORL/recap.html

Hung in. But no answer size-wise.





Then there was the Boston - Minnesota game:

"It was just our experience," said Boston coach Doc Rivers, whose veteran club improved to 6-0. "It's nice, on a night when we didn't play well at all, to call upon that experience. Nobody panicked. We just hung in there."

http://www.nba.com/games/20091104/BOSMIN/recap.html

Hung. Inspiration? Yes.



And finally, my beloved LA Lakers against the Houston Rockets:


"That was experience [at] winning games," said Lamar Odom when asked to explain how the Lakers managed to pull out the win. "That was just toughing it out. We hung in there and hung in there. Everyone hung in there."

http://www.nba.com/games/20091104/LALHOU/recap.html


Hung likes his name said thrice. Hung smiles then eats rice.


So yeah, Hung must have a pretty good agent to receive on-air media plugging by the 3 of the NBA's best team's coaches and players. 

Then again, maybe not.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I'm in the NBA! Be my wife?

Hey dudes!
I noticed a disturbing trend recently. Hot women are marrying the ugly or talentless (or a combination of both) NBA players. Why is that?






Candace Parker and Shelden Williams

Adriana Lima and Marko Jaric





Earl Watson and Jennifer Freeman

Seriously, girls? I'm sure you can do better than that. Then again, maybe not.